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Tiny Rubber Sex

So last night I was at Fuddruckers. I stopped in the ladies room before we left and witnessed tiny rubber aliens having sex atop the garbage bin.

tiny rubber alien sex

This morning Phil received a new belt in the mail and the nubbin that goes through the belt holes came protected by a tiny rubber reservoir tip condom

tiny reservoir tip condom

Just what the tiny rubber aliens needed. Tiny rubber sex is going on all around us.

Election fun

I voted and it was awesome! I love voting because it means I get to spend the night obsessing as the returns come in!!!! I'll be hitting that refresh button like it's a red-headed stepchild while simultaneously watching numbers scroll across the screen on TV. Yay!!!


Risky Beverage

Found on the label of a bottle of Canada Dry seltzer:

! WARNING: Contents under pressure, Cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury. Point away from face and people, especially while opening.

One of the direst warnings I've ever seen on any product. On seltzer.

Naming Mememememe

Silly naming meme borrowed from woodeneternity I'm posting this entirely because I like my results for number one.

1. Your rock star name (first pet, current car): Wicket Accord if we go by my own pets. I like that. Wicket Accord. I need to go become a rock star now.
2. Your gangsta name (fave ice cream flavour, favourite type of shoe): Lemon Boot (hee!)
3. Your Native American name (favourite colour, favourite animal): Green Cat
4. Your soap opera name (middle name, city where you were born): Susan Morristown
5. Your Star Wars name (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 of your first name): Wilam
6. Superhero name (2nd favourite colour, favourite drink): Purple Iced Tea just sounds stupid.
7. NASCAR name (the first names of your grandfathers): Bruce Arnold works pretty well.
8. Stripper name (the name of your favourite perfume/cologne/scent, favourite candy): Okay this one's hard because I change up weirdly named BPAL perfumes constantly and don't eat much candy. I keep winding up with names like Pirate Moon Starburst Mint or White Rabbit Tic Tac. If I go generic I get Pepper Mint.
9. TV weather anchor name (your 5th grade teacher’s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter): Azzarello Austin
10. Spy name (your favourite flower, season/holiday): Poppy Spring
11. Cartoon name: (favourite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now): Cherry Cami
12. Hippie name (What you ate for breakfast, your favourite tree): Fruit Smoothie Oak doesn't have much of a ring to it. It was mostly berries so maybe Berry Oak would work better.
According to the Yahoo news headlines "Exploding deer population causing billions in damage"

Sounds messy.

Drooling over Satan's own soft drink

You know what's tragic? I gave up the Diet Coke habit years ago now because aspartame gave me incredible migraines if I missed a day of soda drinking. That was freaky and I don't think it's nice to fool with Mother Nature anyway so I just stay the hell away from all artificial sweeteners. I also really hate corn syrupy sweetness so I don't even like soda. Anyway, it's been years and I know that it's weird artificial swill and probably about as healthy as antifreeze, but I still fondly remember how crispity delicious it was and seeing a random mention of it a few minutes ago made me crave that chemically tang. No matter how organic and virtuous I get I'll always know that the Diet Crack is irreplacable. *sob*

I should just go drink some green tea to distract myself now because the unnatural thirst will never really leave me.

Haiku meme

Haiku2 for margravine
my approval they
are all kind to the weary
traveler 2 i
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Created by Grahame

Haiku2 for margravine
than i could muster
in this because i have the
breasts of a new toy
@
Created by Grahame

Haiku2 for margravine
it always comes
round to books how many times
do i have no doubt
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Created by Grahame

Hi, I'm #AFEEEE!

you are paleturquoise
#AFEEEE

Your dominant hues are green and blue. You're smart and you know it, and want to use your power to help people and relate to others. Even though you tend to battle with yourself, you solve other people's conflicts well.

Your saturation level is low - You stay out of stressful situations and advise others to do the same. You may not be the go-to person when something really needs done, but you know never to blow things out of proportion.

Your outlook on life is bright. You see good things in situations where others may not be able to, and it frustrates you to see them get down on everything.
the spacefem.com html color quiz

Animatronic wonders

This is undoubtedly the finest performance in the history of showbiz. I dislike Fergie (and her Peas) but somehow when bears and gorillas get involved it's okay.